Time for a bareback ride

Okay so two Fridays ago I open my social media page on another website and the first thing that I see is this  "Pope declared fornication is no longer a sin." As soon as I saw the head line I wanted to read the article so I search for the articles on the internet that made reference to this and I begin to read. Now I do not get as much chance to laugh as much as I would like and the journalist that wrote the article seem to be a comedian.
I though I should write some thing about the article so the next morning I sat at my laptop and began typing.

Time for a bareback ride

Now it came to pass in those days that one night the Holy See

Went to his bed with thoughts that were less than of purity

For in the night while he did sleep

Behold he had a wet dream

In the morning when he awoke he pondered the meaning

For in his mind the experience was exciting, pure and clean

Therefore he decided that he would have the faithful indulging in the real thing

So he pronounced as Vicar of the Son of God

Fornication is no longer a sin

At first I pondered does this mean the Holy See a woman is now desiring?

Certainly many of the faithful would be more than willing

To grant and accommodate his indulging

Though age and lack of use may have resulted in atrophying

Did this pronunciation mean it was okay for the monks?

With the nuns now were free to have some fun

And those faithful who previously this particular sin did hide

Could they now gloat with pride?

Those poor souls that for fornication had done penance

Will the priests those actions now recant?

Oh, no the mother church does not approve the use of condoms

There you go, take a bareback ride

And the poor priests that have sworn to celibacy

Lamented their still being denied the ecstasy

The Protestants this proclamation of the Holy See did deride

Declaring he had gone too far in pride

And this pronunciation they did chide

Some who heard cried tears of joy

The end of penance and no fear of punishment

Finally liberation had come for flesh enjoyment

Some females liked the idea of coming to the marriage bed as a virgin

While desiring a husband that had done plenty of indulging

Now out the window can go virtue and chastity

Then those who were very pious and strict

Made reference to the Holy Script

In which was declared that fornicating was wrong

And stirred the ire of the Almighty and Holy ones

How could the one sitting in St. Peter’s chair

Be so barefaced and dare

With his masters commands to interfere

And I sat me down to ponder and wonder

What shall the Holy See followers  now do?

Maybe rewrite the Holy Script

Removing all that mention fornication as a sin

And add instead now you are free to go indulging

And those persons YHWH had punished for fornicating

Just say that was not what he really did mean

I searched and tried to find those who heard with joy

The announcement fornication was no more a sin

And the sad conclusion by all

The Holy See’s head need to be examined

For yes he has made many astonishing declarations

Pampering to the sins and indulgences of the faithful

Declaring them to be nonexistent and no sin at all

And I sat and I wondered

Selah. 

(Maybe one of you reading that compose music could add some music and let us have some fun and maybe rocking sing along.)